Maricopa Follies!

Presenting the first in a long line of scofflaws, scurvy scalawags, ne'er do-well's, scumbags, sleazeballs, and other assorted scheisse-dreck swept from the streets by Sheriff Joe....

Ha HA! This guy missed a spot!
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=1#gallery-image

"Wait till the guy that does the cavity check finds out what I did in mypants!"
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=23#gallery-image

The arresting officer was his mom.
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=30#gallery-image

See what happens when you ignore Dental Hygeine? The Molar Marauder arrests you!

http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=35#gallery-image

The first stage is always denial.
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=37#gallery-image

Sheriff Joe Arrests Willem Dafoe:
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=41#gallery-image

Sheriff Joe cracking down on illegal immigration, arrests first illegal immigrant from the planet Zarkon:
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=45#gallery-image

Never shoplift in a store that's a mob front:
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=51#gallery-image

He came from a broken home. His father was a rooster who disappeared, then was later found at KFC with a side of cole slaw and a biscuit:

http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=72#gallery-image

"Swallows" Not exactly the kind of name you want to have inprison......
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=73#gallery-image

HA HA! This guy missed a spot!
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=1#gallery-image

Wake up! We need to take your picture!
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=5#gallery-image

This actually is quite disappointing. Classic child molester photo:
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=7#gallery-image

The brains of the gang:
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=13#gallery-image

They forgot to make her spit her cud out before photographing her:
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=15#gallery-image

No longer the loveable pint-sized scamp, Emmanuel Lewis' life took a downward spiral:
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=18#gallery-image

Whachootalkin' 'bout Willis?
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=21#gallery-image

The cop that did the cavity check is now a marked man:
http://www.azfamily.com/news/local/Maricopa-Mugs-Arrest-Photos-August-Vol-2-128589413.html?gallery=y&c=y&img=22#gallery-image